Leave me alone to die
Hello.
14. Australia.
I like bands, pokemon and food.
Hello.
14. Australia.
I like bands, pokemon and food.
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
(Source: eduardosuaverin, via numquam)
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
(via legolasesgreenleaf)
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
(via satanismyname)
Why is this so funny??!
#TOp lEFT THEY’RE JUST DRINKING TEA AND THEN OOHHHOHOO O HOH NO OH NO OH NO
I feel bad for laughing because people are dying
(Source: nononotomorrow, via moving-on-is-hard)
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
(via moving-on-is-hard)
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
(via numquam)
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
(via uncreativeeminds)
